The Turkey

The act of a Male oiling himself up, placing his legs behind his head and having his girlfriend peck sweet corn our of his anus whist covered in feathers

Bloody hell did you see what Carley did to Josh last night? She did the Turkey on his ass!

by Kewl Breez April 7, 2020

turkey

A country itself as a prison.
Also known as animal turkey.

Have you ever been im Turkey?
No, I have no interest in prisons.

by Nekes12 April 3, 2021

Turkey turkey taco

The best emoji response when you confuse the recipient

I just texted Meghan, to ask her out, and she responded with turkey turkey taco, WTF?!?!?

by rnnrdad March 19, 2023

the turkey

a type of masturbation where you use your non-dominant hand (for example: if you're a righty you would use your left hand) to grasp your penis with your hand reversed so your thumb is facing your body (basically the opposite way you would usually hold it) and you gobble like a turkey while you masturbate.

Man #1: What is your favorite method of masturbation?
Man #2: I like to do the stranger, what about you?
Man #1: I prefer the turkey.
Man #2: I forgot about that one! Nevermind I want to change my answer to the turkey!
Man #1: Well done my friend.

by spaceNUGGETS January 17, 2010

turkei

I don't know but your great and you've got a sexy grandma and my friend told me to make a definition so say this to potatoes

You're a turkei

by Around Stocks and bonds April 16, 2017

Turkey Balls

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.

Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 5, 2020

fear turkey

A rather effective method of instilling great fear in someone by constantly sending them death threats. The term was coined by Alucard from TeamFourStar's Hellsing Abridged series in one of his many death threats to the pope.

"I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your eminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, is to merely instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!!!"
-Alucard (AKA TheCrimsonFuckr)

by WaluigiIsAGod January 17, 2020