target

Target is basically like walmart only its slightly upscale. They have stupid names for employees such as team members, lods, tlods, gstls, tps and ap. What the fuck is up with that. At most jobs these people are called employees, managers, assistant managers and security guards. This is just plain stupid. Red and khaki are probably the worst colors to wear. And whats with the tucking in of the shirts. Damn I hate tucking in my shirtT. Thanks ROB. And its only the guys that have to do it. I think its because target is sexist or something. Another thing with names is that we have to call our customers guests. What the fuck they are not staying here like in a hotel. Zoning is probably the most useless thing I have ever done. As soon as i zone an aisle some little kid comes by and fucks it up. Damn. I hate the fucking 90 day return policy it sux. And most of the LODs and TLODs are jackasses. Not all of them, but most. Target does suck.

Team member: "Jeff can I go on my break?"
Jeff: "How many red cards have you gotten today?"
Team member: "None."
Jeff: "Well didn't I give you the Mr. Potatoe Head doll?"
Team member: "Yes. But I blew it up."
Jeff: "How could you it was my love?"
Team member: "Why don't you go get it, you no side burn, unibrow, freak."
Jeff: "Hey thats not nice."
Team member: "Fuck you. COHEED RULES."

by brianna is hot August 13, 2005

cock tugger

An individual who cannot go an hour without putting their hands on theirs or someone elses man-meat. Someone with a true affection for fondleing their penis and/or scrotum in public.

"Ross won't take his hands out of his pants, what a little cock tugger."

by It's Kells November 20, 2007

Tulgey

Dark or thick - also scary

He was lost in a tulgey wood with Alice!

by Martin Alexander December 10, 2003

Target Tattoo

A tattoo appearing on the lower-medial area of a woman's back, often apearing in it's shortened form, "target tat". The word "target" is generated from the idea that when having sex with the woman doggy-style and the male is ready to ejaculate, he can pull out and the said tattoo is a target to aim for when shooting his load.

This girl I'm dating is hot as hell! And, to top it off, she has a Target Tat. I can't wait to bust a nut all over that shit!

by Chief Barley April 13, 2004

Tuggers

Tuggeranong, or more specifically Tuggeranong Hyperdome, located in Canberra, Australia. It is often considered among students of Marist College Canberra as "second-rate" compared to superior shopping centres such as Woden (Wodo) and Belconnen (Belco). However, Tuggers boasts a more superior and less seedy bus interchange than Wodo.

Marist Punk A) "Let's go to Wodo after school foo'"

Marist Punk B) "I'd rather go to Tuggers, as I am less likely to be violated at its bus interchange."

by BladeWinner November 25, 2006

Targeted Individual.

Targeted individual is a person or persons who are targeted for harassment abuse scapegoating by usually starts with one person in bullying terrorist tactics abuse harassment telepathic mind control by a group or other than the original person who has chosen a bully target to torture. Gas lighting, and cliché techniques of mind control harassment taken to a new level in covert tortures where the objective of the triangulation abuse is to silence, ostracize isolated weaken and over power a person that is targeted by a matrix abuse using winged monkeys. its is more typical than the mystification of victims who might report electronic and artificial telepathic which might also be used by Govt agencies and other. it can happen between families in abuse people on street or other to a person who does not conform or is a target for any reason to a violent psychopath jealousy or victimizing hate. The victim is caught in daily routines of mind control covert tortures induce by person who think they are special, covert, endowed empower entitled and can be for no reason at all but thrill kill and power. hate or threaten by the individual. silencing . damage the persons mind ,mental health, physical health employment freedom of speech freedoms and usually is aim to lead to the death of the person by suicide or lead to murder or violence in the target who is and will be taken as mentally ill by the lacking medical and other or law enforcement and repeatedly victimized .

The careless confused meglo manica lug who hit on Margaret in some insane intent of unknown reason open the door of a overpowering by scapegoated abusers to induce a new level of horror of mind control targeting and terror. for second time in her after 24 years of freedom from pain hell. she was again by failures of society and lack of proper support and a drunken ego ridden ahole turn into a helpless "targeted individual" .it can be a ex abuser bf , stalker or hater related or non to victim. usually jealousy or threat is motive. He insulted her consciously disempower her wounded her drag her into shit and left her a vulnerable targeted individual.

by assole magnet October 9, 2021

target

Target is what Wal*Mart would be if it were run by Stalin. There's always at least 4 undercover security guards leering over you in aisles with items over 10 dollars in them. They might be inconspicuous if it weren't for the walky-talkies on their belts and the fact that they're in the store all day. The entrance is also manned by a 200 pound security guard in full uniform who looks more like someone from the National Guard, staring at all passers-by with arms folded and a tough-guy scowl. This gives Target a less friendly image than Wal*mart and is therefore a bit less popular, though the usefulness of such security makes up for what Wal*Mart loses from shoplifting and paying for the medical bills of the 90 year-old lady by the door whose hip was broken by teenagers trying to make off with a DVD player and a paintball gun.

The difference between Wal*Mart and Target is that you'll barely ever see any punk kids hanging out in front of a Target, because they get roughed up.

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 5, 2004