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turban roller

Brown boy in Wisconsin living amongst white people and nobody else
by TheRealPapíChulo June 30, 2018
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Dirty turbane

When the girl tells you not to cum in her face so you come in a rag and throw it in her face.
Don't cum on my face!

Okay hold on, let me cum in this rag.
Take this dirty turbane gurl!
by Jvzy June 9, 2018
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Dick turban

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.
I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.
by LyraNihlun February 17, 2023
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awesome urban turban

an amazing dictionary that wears the Arabian hat and recognizes that the average male ejaculation is ten cubic centimeters.
A DICKTIONARY that has an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN due to it's ability to praise high quality bands and singers that have great song titles and lyrics. And not only that is able to integrate how HORNY everybody is when reading through the entries by including sexual references.

Write a lyrical phrase because they are wearing an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN and will take you through the wettest desert by just touching the enter button after you enter your QUEERY.

I am proud to tell you it is SHIT one. I meant this one but I want to help out here.
by EPODD HATHAWAY March 21, 2021
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Turban myth

I heard that if you’re naughty, Ganesh, the elephant god, will come out of your cupboard and hoover your toys up his trunk. I think it’s just a turban myth.
by Nuphagus December 26, 2019
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Meat Turban

When the tip of the penis enters the vagina, the vagina is then a turban for the penis.
"Ayo ma, come over and give me a meat turban" or "I busted a nut just off the meat turban she gave me"
by JustG3RM April 15, 2024
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Flesh Turban

A flesh turban is when a man stretches his scrotum over another person's head. Must be done in extreme heat so the scrotum is more loose and it better represents a turban.
Bill: It's so hot right now! Almost 100°!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!
by Penguinsex April 15, 2016
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