tissue abortion

The act of masturbating, and when climaxed, shooting it into a tissue or paper towel to catch the burst then discarding into the trash.

"I tissue abortioned about twelve kids last night."

Spanking the monkey often, are we?

by FunkWeasel March 18, 2011

scar tissue

A lyric that Anthony Keidis wrote about his father after Anthony got into an accident and Mr. Keidis didn't show sincere sympothy.

Scar Tissue that I wish you saw, sarcastic mister know-it-all.

by crayon_pink July 22, 2006

tissue pixie

your mom if she pays you for jacking off in tissues and putting them under your pillow. like the tooth fairy but hillbilly

i got 20bucks from the tissue pixie. been wackin off alot since sister moved out

by horny uncle June 26, 2008

Tissue Party

A particularly intense session of sexual intercourse or masturbation, where a large number of tissues are required to wipe up all the cum.

What you up to tonight girl?
Nothing much, you?
How about you come over and we have a tissue party?

by aperception May 26, 2015

Necro Tissue-Flapping

This is the act of shoving a tissue up a dead persons arsehole, and then flapping (waving) it in their face multiple times. After this is performed you may want to eat the tissue, or pleasure yourslef by sticking it up your japseye.

I went Necro Tissue-Flapping the other night, it was Ausantisch, but i think i may have come away with aids.

by MyNameIsJohan August 14, 2010

Plain White Tissue

an undershirt guys wear instead of a regular shirt to make themselves look cooler. similar to the bed head, which makes you look like you don't care about your image, which somehow makes you attractive. These so called cool kids will wear this nose wiping garment to contrast with overpriced jeans and shoes. Also many poser gangsters will overspend on shoes, they cannot afford to buy normal t-shirts. These shirts pose a threat to National Security because many men's cold nipples will be revealed. Good night and good luck....

penis TEE HEE

Ditch the plain white tissue, dude, then you might have the respect TO GO FUCK YOURSELF

by RunSachitRun October 19, 2010

tissue

When one develops an issue with their turtle neck, it is referred to as a tissue.

you're wearing a turtle neck on a crowded bus. You grow very hot. That's a tissue.

by she'sabirddoge July 26, 2013