Totally blazed

Getting blazed to the level of complete loss of sanity. In this particular situation you will not be able to recognize yourself in the mirror.

Bro I was totally blazed last night. All I can remember is an ugly guy making stupid faces outside a weird window.

by Fookinsatellites June 1, 2020

Totally Texas

What Norwegians use to describe something that is crazy.

That is so totally texas!

by Total Texan May 7, 2018

Total Misfit

A person who loves being different and looks good while doing it. They love doing what they want to do and don't care who thinks of them any different. They are a total misfit.

Also a pretty cool band names Total Misfit made up of three girls.

That girl over there is a Total misfit, she doesn't give two fucks.

Did you see that new tweet from Total Misfits band account??

by SwagDaddy2.0 August 19, 2016

Fer Totally

A word to replace the annoying variations of "for sure/real",
"fer sure"
"fo sho"
"fer real"
and the worst
"frillz"

And It sounds nifty because it is an audio clash.

"Are you gonna get in the mosh next time?"

"Fer totally! I hope I break my nose!"

by HannahsDecay January 19, 2009

total bastard

Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments

Total bastard: "this guy is so totally awesome!"

UD user: "what a total bastard"

by Fluorosis November 11, 2014

Shaftage Totale

1. an occurence of an extreme disappointment.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.

Aw man why did you tray me Tiny? What a shaftage totale!

by Chet Willyamz April 10, 2003

total dibs

Similar to dibs but with more authority.

Matt: I have total dibs on that Smash Ball!
Cody: I was going to get that. Oh well.

by Ziekerz March 13, 2008