to grunt and force a log of shit out of your ass with such ferocity that you get a splatter effect on the inside of the toilet (if done too forcefully you may get some kickback so be cautious when performing in stalls.) CAUTION!: do not attempt The Angry Torpedo when you have the drizzling shits as you may effectively blow your colon.
Man, I was feeding this chick a hot lunch last night, but I was so constapated that I shot off an Angry Torpedo by accident and took out her left eye.
by Stacker February 26, 2004
Get the The Angry Torpedomug. by t-loc April 28, 2006
Get the rusty torpedomug. When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.
Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!
by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006
Get the tennessee torpedomug. A penis.
Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.
Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.
Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.
Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.
by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin February 7, 2007
Get the spunk torpedomug. The velocity of your shit has enough propulsion that it is able to navigate beyond the toilet's sewer trap, without the help from any outside water pressure.
After being unable to shit for 3 days whilst on a road trip, John dropped a Canadian Torpedo when arriving home, both saving water and emptying his bowels.
by dirtymaker November 7, 2012
Get the Canadian Torpedomug. Do you remember the British torpedo, my grandma does she...she was dp'ed by the legendary dick duo the male version of Queen Elizabeth the 2nd and Horatio Nelson's friend Tyrone.
by Josef Von Himmler June 10, 2014
Get the british torpedomug. A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.
Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.
by DrDiequick December 4, 2006
Get the Verticle Torpedomug.