Tijuana Torpedo

A Tijuana Torpedo is that painful shit you take after you eat some hella spicy Mexican food.

Guy 1: Hey man, you okay?
Guy 2: No, I just dropped a Tijuana Torpedo
Guy 1: Oh hell

by Fuqwan Hurricane Tiger Blood June 16, 2016

neato torpedo

An interesting, kid-friendly way to say something is "cool" or "neat." If one were to use this expression in front of one's friends (especially if one was male), one would probably be called a fag, gay, or queer, although I might not agree with them.

Bill: Wow that car was tripped out
Bob: Yeah, it was neato torpedo!
Bill: Fag!

by Diana Stephens May 25, 2005

back door torpedo

when you are having sex with a girl and you are about to cum, in one deft movement you pull out and shove it in her anus without warning and immediately ejaculate in a sexual explosion.

last night i gave julie a back door torpedo!

by russland September 10, 2010

pink torpedo

a male member

Damn, I'd like to sink her battleship with my pink torpedo

by manfat June 28, 2003

Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

The Devil's Torpedo

The Devil's Torpedo is a sexual maneuver in which the normally dominant partner allows the submissive partner to penetrate their bunghole with an object coated with hot chili sauce.

Todd:Dude! Larry totally let his wife give him the devil's torpedo!
Norm: Wicked bro!

by SaintJames73 September 6, 2017

German Torpedo

Swiming with a typical female...in the middle of marco polo she hears a sudden shriek, as you swim towards her asshole shaping the hand into a torpedo shoving your hand up her ass...do not forget to shriek.

bro, i german torpedoed her so bad last night, she blew up

by steve palumbo March 6, 2008