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Guido torpedo

The car all Guidos drive. True Italians do not drive these cars, only the east coast trash. It can be one of two things: a domestic car that has been "riced out" (ex. 96' ford mustang with big chrome wheels, a body kit, noisy rattling exhaust, and huge rear spoiler), or an import with "muscle car" accesories (ex: honda accord painted red with black racing stripes, huge meaty rear tires, cowl inducted hood scoop, and side pipes. Sometimes painted with yellow flames). These types of cars are rarely combined.
guy: what the hell is making that sound?
guy2: fuckin guido torpedo just drove by.
by trallala September 26, 2009
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The Angry Torpedo

to grunt and force a log of shit out of your ass with such ferocity that you get a splatter effect on the inside of the toilet (if done too forcefully you may get some kickback so be cautious when performing in stalls.) CAUTION!: do not attempt The Angry Torpedo when you have the drizzling shits as you may effectively blow your colon.
Man, I was feeding this chick a hot lunch last night, but I was so constapated that I shot off an Angry Torpedo by accident and took out her left eye.
by Stacker February 26, 2004
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rusty torpedo

after you fuck a bitch in the ass and shove your rod down her throat.
i know this hoe who liked ass to mouth so i gave her a rusty torpedo.
by t-loc April 28, 2006
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tennessee torpedo

When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.
Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!
by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006
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spunk torpedo

A penis.

Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.

Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.
I'd like to fire my spunk torpedo into that fine pice of ass.
by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin February 7, 2007
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british torpedo

Its when the Spanish navy got anally penetrated by the British armada of dicks.
Do you remember the British torpedo, my grandma does she...she was dp'ed by the legendary dick duo the male version of Queen Elizabeth the 2nd and Horatio Nelson's friend Tyrone.
by Josef Von Himmler June 10, 2014
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Canadian Torpedo

The velocity of your shit has enough propulsion that it is able to navigate beyond the toilet's sewer trap, without the help from any outside water pressure.
After being unable to shit for 3 days whilst on a road trip, John dropped a Canadian Torpedo when arriving home, both saving water and emptying his bowels.
by dirtymaker November 7, 2012
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