Torched

Past tense of torch. To severely roast someone.

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Gregory for getting caught with his girlfriend?
Person 2: Yeah dude, mf got torched by his Catholic parents LOL.

by thelegend3x3x3 October 2, 2019

Torches

The Foster the People album with Pumped Up Kicks on it, released in 2011.

You know Pumped Up Kicks?
Yes, and you should listen to the whole album, Torches

by Guy Dude Person Human Mammal May 4, 2020

Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!

The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.

"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"

by Adam-D June 7, 2020

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 October 31, 2020

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 November 2, 2020

torchure

What using a gas-powered welder/cutter can be if you either don't enjoy such labor or da conditions dat you're operating under aren't conducive for comfy metalworking, such as it's being a hot/humid locale, da working-position is awkward, etc.

One should take care to have plenty of ventilation and arrange for a sensible/stable working-position when doing flame-based metal-fabrication/salvage; otherwise, said task can be downright torchure.

by QuacksO June 24, 2021

Toocher

A very handsome man with great artistic skills and has a great scientific and philosophical knowledge. He normally has very charming eyes that can make anyone fall for him.

Omg Toocher talked with me today, I am so blessed

by Urvarion November 24, 2021