Tony

a dumb mother fucking bitch that can text his ex bestfriend for shit and when he do its dry ass fuck. Tony is a cunt POINT BLANK PERIOD

friend: WTF my boyfriend can text me for shit
me: oh hes a tony
friend: ONGGGG

by Imherbsfff November 16, 2019

Tony

Referring to a situation in which you no longer have a chance. Comes from Tony Dungy, where "Dungy" is originally used in place of "done". Further creativity leads to "Tony"

Henry Nolte: "That guy just hit my girlfriend!"
Ethan Watts: "Oh hes tony for sure"

by SlowBucksSam November 22, 2019

Tony

Tonys are usually overweight and not very intelligent. However, don't let this stop you from befriending one! Tonys are super loyal and despite using curse words and getting mad at you at times, they will forever be by your side when you have a problem or obstacle coming your way.

Usually, Tonys have short hair, glasses, and medium to short height. If you know a Tony, get to know him better!

Robert: Hey, isn't that Tony's 6th donut?
Me: Relax fella, Tony is a good guy, don't bully him

by Prideus April 10, 2019

Tony

A Tony is neither a boi or a girl. You have no idea what a today is. It’s a hermaphrodite. Tony’s usually dress like men and u can’t tell what it is until u get the pants off

Is it a boy or a girl

Idk it’s a tony

Is it a dike nah I think it’s a tony

by Daycame97 March 10, 2018

Tony

That nigga that lives near rite aid and never answers the phone when his niggas wanna talk

Tony, god fucking damn it

by Deeznuts, mane April 10, 2020

Tony

Aka a simp or TobyFag, also tends to be very corrupt and exhibits signs of faggotness

“C’mon man don’t be a Tony.”

“That guy is a real Tony.”

“Tobyfag.”

by westonbear4 April 20, 2020

Tony

Tony is a don who owns the whole world including ur mom.He is the real Playboy.Not even ur boy Johnny Sins can compare to the amount of nuts he’s busted.He is sexy intelligent pimp/druglord who shits gold and eats diamonds for breakfast.Be AWARE he will kill you if you fuck with his money and girls .Last time he had the Queen of England sucking his dick because he was “bored”.

Person 1: You don’t want to fuck with me I know Big Tony

Person 2: Nooo it cannot be I am internally in debt and have to put my house on mortgage.

by L.Dotz715 March 16, 2020