Tonking

Where a man uses his erect penis to slap his partner's face

I gave her a good tonking

I woke her up with a tonking

by Cjkp November 19, 2023

tonk head

A person (usually male) getting very drunk and loud and looking like a complete mess

Look at that tonk head! Put ya shirt back on!

by Consuala banana hammock August 27, 2017

tonk

a tonk is a vape. so that means having a tonk sesh would mean having a vape sesh.

hey bruv pass da tonk g

by dan the man 69420 March 13, 2020

Tonk

A skin desiese causing bruising around the neck and hemorrhaging out the back of your neck.

Oh shit Jeremy got tonk!

by anonymous January 9, 2025

Tonk

A bitch ass dubb who claims murda and slime but got put in by a crip

Man 1: Look at dat dubb ass nigga tonk

Man 2:wasn’t he just murda

by FreesmokeKid September 10, 2019

Tonk

Slang for cool or valuable.

Meerkats are so tonk

by TheWizdum June 24, 2023

Thomas the tonk engine

A particularly large tonk (vape) that is often passed around the toilets of a private school. some may say it is passed around more than Taylor swift? its name is Thomas due to the unfathomably large clouds it produces. it is usually able to hot box an entire bathroom within 3 chongs.

Simon chap can I Chong on Thomas the tonk engine - his clouds really are spectacular *teacher enters* " urm chaps, is that a Tonk Engine im seeing?" students would reply along the lines of "ah yes sir it is" and the teacher usually says something like " ooh thats dank bruv give us a couple pullies"

by FATCATHY February 26, 2023