rub our tits together

It simply means we should hang out or get together.

Its been so long since we have seen each other, we need to rub our tits together very soon!

or

Quit being so stuck up and go rub your tits with hers asap!

by The E Show April 21, 2010

Pull your act together

Expression used when attempting to make stressed, depressed or whiny people snap back to reality and stop acting like drama queens.

"Dude... That chick I told you about wants me only as a "friend", she will never love me back... I'm heartbroken and I don't want to live..."
"Shut up the fucking whining and pull your act together! Get over it, you moron!"

by The Lunatic Emperor March 6, 2009

Go together like a dildo and a fork

Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.

Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.

by AcutalSnake November 15, 2018

gucci get-together

when soulja boy tell tell'em chills with his custom made gucci shoes and bags and jewelry

On MTV cribs soulja boy tell'em had a gucci get-together after he showed his 2000 dollar Louie Vutton towel.

by uptheass796 January 11, 2010

putting the band back together

trying to organize friends together during a holiday or break

Friend#1: Are you home for Christmas?
Friend#2: Yeah, why?
Friend#1: We're putting the band back together, maybe rock out one last time.
Friend#2: I'm in, I'll call the others.

by Shack18 July 23, 2008

Together

Anybody who still has a job and tells you that we're all in this together when you don't is full of shit. They're not with you and they dont give a fuck about you.

The reality is, many people are on their own, and they won't find many people that give a fuck in life. In what way is someone with a job in the media or the government in it together with someone looking for another job since everything got shut down?

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020

Keep It Together

A phrase uttered when a person(s) is trying extremely hard to not laugh at an inappropriate time.

DoritoBag!Wildcat: *Turns around, making the sound of a crinkling bag of doritos as he does so*

*Everyone else absolutely loses it*

(Attempt 2)

*Wildcat does the same thing as before*

Wildcat: ALRIGHT MEN! We've been stuck on this god forsaken planet... *shakes bag* FOR FAR TOO LONG!

*Vanoss starts snickering*

Wildcat: ...Keep it together, guys!

*Everyone starts laughing*

Wildcat: We're gonna keep doing this until it's not even remotely funny anymore.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022