tocking

The verb to fart in ones cupped hand and place it over the nose of an unfortunate victim.

I'd eaten too many beans and Michael was annoying me so I decided to tock him. Michael wretched.

by Jimmy Tocker October 11, 2004

poco toco

where a vagina has enlarged lips and clit that are dark in color

man her snatch was so fat it looked like a poco toco

by scott a garrett September 2, 2006

tochka

a marketplace where prostitutes can be hired. It is found in Moscow and other big cities in Russia. It is a Russian word.

The Russian picked up a ho from the tochka and carried her away in his car.

by uttam maharjan August 12, 2010

Tockage

The effect caused by Scallys/Chavs tucking their pants into their socks to look "cool"

"AAAAAAHHHHHH MATE! Proper tockage on da go!"

"Look at the state of that lad with his stupid tockage! Does he think he looks good?!"

by Captain Happy Pants May 13, 2005

Tockdoller

Accidentally hitting someone in the privates.

Oh geez mike, watch your hands when your explaining how you fought off the tiger, you gave me quite a tockdoller there.

by Adam This adam December 21, 2006

tocaring

the act of watching people having sex in a car usually in a car park late at night

somebody would flash their lights or put their full lights on to see the show

wanna go tocaring tonight?

by joe blogs again October 16, 2008

Tockalaterous

The tendancy to be late. Usually, men inherit this illness when about to go shopping, or to buy a gift for their loved one. Sometimes happens in women if they are about to shop for a man.

Synonym: Intockalaterous

This synonym is used for a woman if she wants to shop for herself.

Example 1)
Girl 1: Oh my god!
Girl 2: What is it?
Girl 1: My boyfriend has been tockalaterous with my gift for Valentine's day again.

Example 2)
Guy 1: My girlfriend is a legend. She is so intockalaterous.
Guy 2: Lucky.

by Ravencopter February 14, 2010