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bleacher toad

A girl, usually a little plump and homely, who after having a drunken one night stand with, attends your game the next day in hopes that you will fall in love with her.
Dude, I was so hammered last night and took her home! I'm so ashamed, now she is a bleacher toad hoping I date her or something!
by pHilbaby October 8, 2010
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pebble toad

When chewing tobacco inside the can collects into little balls. The balls of chew or "pebble toads" can easily be rolled out but are a pain in the ass when you want a perfect pack.
This can has a bunch of pebble toads
by Please Use January 5, 2011
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toad in the hole

The phenomenom that occurs when a very small penis is inserted into a vagina and does not touch any part of it, thereby giving neither party stimulation.
I thought we were having sex but I guess I just have a toad in the hole.
by beeyebickiebuy April 19, 2006
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slippy toad

1: A character from the Star Fox series.
2: of poor quality
1:I just kicked major ass, thanks to Slippy Toad!
2:The controls in Sonic Adventure are slippy toad.
by Bryant November 20, 2004
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Fuck Toad

A decrepid, hideously ugly woman who people just fuck because they disrespect her too much to give a shit about her. More often than not, not only are they largely inbred, they are riddled with STD's and other living creatures. More often than not they aren't even aware of the fact that intercourse is taking place.
Mike shagged a real diseased Fuck Toad last night, he disrespected her too much to give a shit wether or not she wanted to shag him at all
by SuperHanz March 3, 2008
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toasted toads

From the "Sword of Truth" series. A solmn oath.
by MayokeOni October 27, 2003
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toad sticker

A bayonet. Common in the days of the War Between the States. Common in World War II.

A knife. Common since mid 19th century.
Emil carved up a Mun with his toad sticker.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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