Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!
by BassDefender May 14, 2015
When you get diarrhea in waves, and you just sit on the toilet alternating between shitting and wiping, thus building layers of shit and toilet paper akin to a lasagna. (Liquid shit, followed by a layer of toilet paper, followed by another layer of liquid shit, then another layer of toilet paper, etc.)
Oh man! I ate some bad Mexican food last night that left me sitting on the toilet making a diarrhea lasagna for an hour.
by AHmmm June 03, 2010
by Phillips milk of magnificence June 28, 2004
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT BETH GETTING AN STD FROM JOHN? YEH MICA AND HIS DIARRHEA MOUTH TOLD EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL!!
by MARVELOUS INSANE CRAZY AMAZING November 11, 2008
An event that was highly anticipated but wound up being a complete waste of time. If you see more than one Ed Hardy shirt at a single location, you are definitely at a diarrhea-fest.
I went to see my friend's band, but had to sit through an experimental noise outfit and a Yes cover band before they played. What a diarrhea-fest.
by MissAnnaJoy November 04, 2009
A funny song about diarrhea, otherwise known as "The Butt Mud, Poo Goo, Poopoo Water, Montezuma's Revenge".
When you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter...
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
When your chillin' with your daughter,
and you feel the poopoo water...
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall.
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
When you're riding in a Chevvy
and you feel something heavy.
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
And so on, and so forth.
When you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter...
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
When your chillin' with your daughter,
and you feel the poopoo water...
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall.
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
When you're riding in a Chevvy
and you feel something heavy.
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
And so on, and so forth.
by Satan March 18, 2005
by Lindsay Vierheilig April 02, 2008