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Tired White Man Blues

Form of pseudo-blues performed by a quartet or quintet of old, white men. The group usually features predictable guitar lines, fatigued saxophones, and enervated harmonicas.

One or more of the performers may be required to eat a fistful of blood thinners to last the entire set.

Practitioners of this form believe "Blues Brothers" is the best movie ever made and that Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton are the best guitar players to ever live.

This music is usually heard at an outdoor, summer family festival or a fall chili cooking contest.
Steve: Hey, remember that crappy tired white man blues band we saw at the book festival last year?
Allen: Oh yeah, with that saxophone player wearing the stupid Blind Faith t-shirt.
Steve: Remember they had to stop half-way through "I'm a Soul Man" because somebody charged the stage with a revolver?
Allen: Right, I think a couple of event volunteers hung themselves after that set.
Steve: Good times, good times.
by LegendOutlaw December 6, 2009
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tirerrhea

Pronounced "Tire-re-ah": A large chuck of dirty ice that has frozen inside the wheel well of your car after a drive through snow or slush. Eventually dropping off like a large turd in your driveway or the street.

Coined in 1987 by a contest caller to WHYN-AM radio in Springfield Mass.
I cant turn my front wheels!

Kick that lump of tirerrhea out of there, ya moron.
by Al Peterson January 18, 2008
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I'm Tired

1. Not being able to go to sleep because of a project due and you rant to google about it

2. When someone asks you if you're okay when you're really not, so you don't have to explain why you're not okay.

3. What a female says when she's indicating she doesn't want sex.
I have this 10 page essay due tomorrow.
*Goes to Google*
"Google I'm tired. "

"Hey, you good, dude. You look horrible."
"Yeah, I'm just tired."

*Rolls over in bed*
"I don't feel like it tonight. I'm tired.
by PaperBagTuesday October 17, 2018
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To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.
Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
by Glizzy G December 16, 2008
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Le Tigre

1) Was a nickname for Jacques Clemenceau, leader of France during and afer world war one. (I assume people who use this name today probably heard about it from a history lesson)

2) A clothing brand likened to lacoste because if it's tiger logo.

3) A new wave punk band

4) I could include that the name was used in zoolander, but I won't... Hey wait a second!
"Le tigre totally pwned Germany after WWI. (Just an example not my words)"

"Le tigre? WTF, you lacoste wannabe. (Again not my words, don't hit me)"

"Wow, if only I knew more about the band "Le tigre" then I might actually be able to write an example or summat."

"HAHAHAHA, look at the way he said he wasn't going to include the fact that le tigre is used in Zoolander but then he did, he's so funny I want his babies."
by AKALucifer November 7, 2005
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Tireless Tribe

Magic: the Gathering slang Coined during Odyssey-block limited, referring collectively to bad limited Magic players.

Less-skilled Magic players frequently reveal their skill level to good players by playing bad one-mana creatures on turn one, and Tireless Tribe is a bad one-mana creature from Odyssey block.
My opponent hoisted his Tireless Tribe banner with a turn-one Goblin Mountaineer.
by milesmason777 August 11, 2009
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Le Tigre

feminist electro-punk dance music group, rapidly gaining popularity nationwide. members Kathleen Hanna Johanna Fateman and JD Samson.
Le Tigre was on Conan on April 15th, 2005. The video for Le Tigre's single TKO plays at American Eagle Outfitters. you can buy Le Tigre band tshirts at Hot Topic.
by electropunkgrrrl@gmail.com April 17, 2005
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