Tina B

n. The hottest piece of ass you will ever see. She is a goddess among men and can leave you breathless. Not only is she friendly, funny, and beautiful, but she even plays video games. What more could you want?

I saw Tina B today. I couldn't sleep for a month.

-Is that an angel I see walking down the hall?
-No, just Tina B.
-Just? *smacks friend*

by TwilightSteel November 3, 2004

Tina

The goat. The best friend EVER! Don't hate on Tina, because she will fight you. Love, bro.

Gotta get me a Tina. uhhhhhhhh

by edinamadit August 6, 2017

Tinder

An app for the perpetually single pool of people that are either undatable, crazy, fat, ugly, promiscuous, or any of the other usual types that frequent online dating. Typically if they're on Tinder...there's a reason they're on there...because either anyone who knows them in real life knows they're a train wreck or isn't standing 6 inches away from them and can see how fat they actually are. A truly 21st century way to meet some of the well known sluts and derelicts in your area that everyone else knows to stay far away from.

Tom: How was your date with that girl you met on Tinder?
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.

Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.

Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...

by CapnToadie February 13, 2015

tina lambchop

the most physchiatric, tempting, undeniably regretable but oh so delicious, warm, complicated sex position ever thought of. the tina lambchop requires a numerous amount of cats, pepper spray, softballs, wooden and plastic chairs, and possibly a lawn mower (if shes already loose), and many other objects that you could never think could be used sexually. the tina lambchop is so horrid and obese those who even google image it are circumcised for life.

me and hannah goguen just did the tina lambchop, shes now cripples and braindead.

by dont worry about my name niqqk August 9, 2010

Tina

Tina is god

Man I wish Tina would hear my prayers

by GodisTina January 20, 2018

Tinder Date

The act of using Tinder for a date which it's only purpose is to get laid.

"Guy" didn't want a girlfriend so he decided to Tinder Date.

To self: "I'm bored horny, I want to go in a Tinder Date"

by Technobri May 25, 2017

Tina come get some ham

When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.

Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."

by JohnnyEye January 24, 2018