wet timer

Used to decscribe someone who has recently been hit with a water balloon and is being a whiny bitch about it.

Hey Jason, you're all wet. Did Murph hit you with yet another water balloon, you fucking wet timer!

by shadyone234 January 7, 2008

Cuntdown timer

Countdown until a vagina is prepared for sexy time

Doris: The Cuntdown timer has begun!
Ralph: I'll go pick up the hardware, home in ten

by Guwniarz February 14, 2015

ol'timer

an old man or old timer

Happy Birthday ol'timer.

by TooWheeler September 23, 2015

Benkő Tíbor

If someone are too noob for a game you

"Are you a fucking Benkő Tíbor right now you know that?

by Pussyeater121 June 1, 2017

african timer

A person who says they'll arrive at a certain time but end up arriving 3 hours later

You're such an african timer ... how do you come three hours late to your own party ?

by mimiwaka June 2, 2017

Fuck Timer

Timer used when fucking

Single digits is never good on the fuck timer, it ain't all about penetration

by runrrtrr June 9, 2021

1 timers

The officers of the law in disguise

A shit its them 1 timers leave the bloc.

by Ry-Dro June 17, 2006