timber slut

Local low life country bumpkin who acts like she likes to go get firewood but really just want fuck your old man and waste his gas. You can tell them apart by their uncanny jack-o-lantern smile and always wearing short shorts with tattered 10" work boots no matter what time of year. They may or may not have a chainsaw but if they do it hasn't ran for well over a year. The girlfriend of the victim that takes her up to cut wood will notice that any makeup they may have had in his truck is now missing. She is not picky and will go "cut firewood" with anyone that has a truck and or trailer.

That timber slut was with Chris last weekend cutting firewood and now she's headed up the hill Ronnie.

by STAY BENT April 16, 2022

Timrek

Timrek is a cool, funny and smart person. They never fail to make you laugh even though their humor is very specific. Timrek always makes moan sounds while laughing or fake crying and I don't know why, but it always makes me laugh.

hoi timrek als je dit leest je moeder houdt van je <3 (<- en dat is een hartje dus geen lul)

by cool gay kid :)) October 31, 2022

timber tug

Jerking off in your hunting stand

Johnny was doing the timber tug this morning so hard he scared the deer.

by Eldor peeener November 20, 2022

passing timber

When 2 people put their butts together and poop the same piece of poop back and forth

My uncle and his boyfriend are always passing timber

by DJBeefer October 21, 2013

The Timberlake

The act of penetrating a woman's vagina with the middle and index fingers and twisting at the elbow to produce a corkscrew like motion with the fingers as seen in the music video for "Sexy back"

Dude when I gave her the Timberlake last night she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

by The_Dirty_Eagles December 15, 2017

morgan timberwood

the swaggiest person ever. nobody beats morgan at being swag and edgy.

did you see how morgan timberwood just summoned a demon

by k1ngvoid October 25, 2020

hotter mom tiebreaker

Strategic mechanism used by male coaches of youth sports to choose between two or more players who are athletically equal. Often abbreviated as H.M.T.

The rest of the kids available in the rec league basketball draft are all horrible players; we'll have to go to the hotter mom tiebreaker to make our pick.

by cdh121 January 31, 2012