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football ticket 

A rectangular-shaped patch of groomed pubic hair above a woman's vagina. Taller than it is wide, this style is often used by women who prefer a well manicured look without going totally bald (e.g., Brazilian). Alas, the clean shape is similar to a football ticket in size.
Hawk slid her panties off and said she had this amazing football ticket!
football ticket by Henrys Fork December 10, 2007
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gay ticket 

A ticket or summons presented to someone for performing an overwhelmingly homosexual act.
Johnny slapped Petey in the ass and was presented with 3 gay tickets.

Roger wiped his ass from the front and was given 5 gay tickets.
gay ticket by Georgeo December 13, 2008

golden ticket 

When, like Charlie, you have been given access to the Chocolate Factory. Permission for anal.
Dude, last night she gave me the golden ticket.

Lift Ticket 

A term used to describe the act of buying cocaine. Cocaine is often referred to as "snow" or "playing in snow", therefore people will use the term "lift ticket" as a metaphor to disguise the act of purchasing the drug.
I bought my lift ticket. When can we get to the snow?
Lift Ticket by CreeperStash September 9, 2010

Yellow Ticket 

When a good looking female, or male start too loose there looks, i.e. similar to how supermarkets put stickers on food before its sell by date, before it gets thrashed.
He\She is rapidly Yellow ticketing.
Yellow Ticket by Wacky Squirrel December 29, 2014

meal ticket 

LUXURIES WITHOUT A JOB
Gwendolyn: Monica, where are you getting all of this costly shit?
You don't even have a job!
Monica: Oh. All of that is from my meal ticket.
Gwendolyn: From what?
Monica: Not what, who!

NEED MORE GROCERIES
Bianca: Dammit... I spent all of my money shopping and my refrigerator's empty. I'm hungry!
Yolanda: You don't get your paycheck until two weeks from now.
Bianca: I better find myself a handsome meal ticket!
Yolanda: Seriously.
meal ticket by gotmurc June 28, 2016

finish ticket 

A kick-ass indie rock band from Alameda, California. They have a full-length album called Tears You Apart and an EP called When Night Becomes Day. The current members are Brendan Hoye, Michael Hoye, Alex DiDonata, Nick Stein, Gabe Stein, and touring member Crim Nguyen.
Person #1: Did you see Finish Ticket open up for Twenty One Pilots on the Blurryface tour?
Person #2: Hell yeah, they fucking killed it!
finish ticket by killer-king July 27, 2016