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theoretical heart wart

People used to believe warts could be cured by rubbing a potato on them and then burying the potato. They believed that as the potato rot, the wart disappeared too.

A THEORETICAL HEART WART refers to a person who induces great heart ache; the only cure for this suffering is to take your association with them and bury it.
-I put everything that reminded me of him in a box and put it out of sight because it's the only way to get over my theoretical heart wart.

-Paddy is such theoretical heart wart, he's like a leech
by Turkdeliandmallow November 8, 2013
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Theoreticize

The process of turning something into a theory
Nature could be theoreticized but it would take lots of brains and time
by yatida February 21, 2014
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Turdtle Theorem

The theory that when pooping, you are killing turtles. The butt is the shell, and the turd is the turtle.
The Turdtle Theorem says that I'm killing turtles! I'm going to stop pooping!
by Professor Killaa' February 24, 2015
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Johnsonius theorem

The theory that supports the idea that air has no mass although it has matter, this is shown because buildings don't collapse because of the air above and surrounding it, if air truly did have mass then why aren't we floating because the air should take up the space beneath us and compress to such high levels that it repels us but instead it doesn't so therefore air can only be considered a force due to it's invisible nature similar to that of gravity
"I highly support the Johnsonius theorem because I'm smart"
by BLUELOCK CULTIST May 29, 2023
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Pyfagerian Theorem

| 2 2 2
a + b = c
(n.) A Theorem which states:

The gayness of one man equals the sum of the man on top of him added to his own; Squared.
by Marcus Aurelius November 18, 2004
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Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem

(advert-manipulation); commonly found in modern advertising alluding to male worship of beer even superseding a "piece of pie" (vaginal orifice) OR, replacing the deity!

the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!

COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!

(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
big bull went to HELL!! for DARING to 'stink' on alcohol, via his Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2011
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Smoosh theorem

When all girls are lesbian. All lesbians love vagina. Therefore all girls love vagina.
Alyssa Iglesias (has a bf) according to the smoosh theorem, loves vagina.
by Kevin, will, chadd September 22, 2010
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