yak dick

A term widely used in a group of 6 crazy fuckers in liberal California to describe some one or a situation. Can be used as a disrespectful term and strangely enough a term of endearment. Basically can replace or be used as a verb, noun, adjective.

I got a YAK DICK mother fucker.

Look at that yak dick.

Holy fucking yak dick did you see the cum dumpster on that bitch.

I feel like yak dick, cant work today.

Fletcher toe looks like a yak dick smashed it.

Jordan's yak dick truck is loud as fuck.

Cody told them yak dick boots to suck it up.

Justin broke his yak dick jerking off to German fetish porn again.

by OVKK April 7, 2017

opening the yak

Masturbating and shitting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the penis, and runs off the penis onto the masturbator's face and mouth. The masturbator then ejaculates onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.

My girlfriend gets so horny when she watches me opening the yak.

My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.

by Yakkman November 4, 2009

Yak Smash

Unexplained phrase from the mouth of Darren

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by top buzz January 20, 2005

Steamed Yak

a sexual act in which a man and woman make love next to a hotplate or skillet and when the man cums he does it onto the hotplate or skillet at which time the female drapes a towel over her head and holds her face directly over the now steaming plate or skillet taking deep breaths

I was all set up to give Lara a steamed yak, and at the last minute i lost my towel.

by Farleywasgod October 7, 2009

yakkity yak

A stupid Nickelodeon cartoon in which an idiot yak wants to be a king of the comedy and his best friend is a pineapple. I simply hate it, and it has substituted a great cartoon: The World of Tosh. I can't believe that...

Yakkity is one of the Nick's worst cartoons.

by Erik Amorim June 12, 2004

yak attack

Yak an extremely small town in northwestern montana, complete with saloon, one-room schoolhouse, and general store(this is it's entire town). The "Yak attack" is when bored natives drive in a triangle from Yak, to a town called Libby, to another town called Eurika, and back to Yak, hitting every bar along the way.

I survived the Yak Attack, but I have a serious hang over.

by greetings824 May 30, 2005

yak shaving

a word to describe a task really tough that causes a lot of hard work to complete the task is also useless and u do it for fun coming from the fact it is hard to shave a yak

It was yak shaving eating 77 burgers

by arson_investigator May 30, 2021