Vortexing

Masterbation via putting your willy inside of a full washing machine until you blow your load

Oh my god john mate I had the dirtiest vortexing session over the weekend just gone

by Hypo420 January 30, 2022

vortex

fat cunt

hey vortex u fat fuck

by Vortex is fat July 24, 2021

vortex

fat fucking cunt

hey vortex u fat fuck

by Vortex is fat July 24, 2021

Maybe Vortex

Clearly the best Xbox player in the world.

“Maybe Vortex is just that good.”

by Wempls February 24, 2022

Icelandic Vortex

When a girl gives you a hand or foot job with IcyHot or Bengay as lube.

"Yeah, Emma gave me an Icelandic Vortex last night. At first, it was cold as shit, like Iceland, but then, it started to burn hot like an Icelandic volcano."

by Saxjiffy102 August 10, 2025

Algorithm vortex

The female black hole of the countless algorithms that can't be computed. You click, "she" learns and decides your next move. Like a master Chess player leading you to check mate.

Dawg, we be sunk in the algorithm vortex! Lost our agency forever! I beat the vortex algorithm, I'm surfing the waves, not sinking!

by Chuckyv76 December 31, 2025

Venison Vortex

Venison Vortex (noun): A wild and chaotic entanglement of three deer in a sexually intimate situation.

We were driving through the woods last night, and I swear we saw a full-on Venison Vortex happening in the middle of the road. Never looking at deer the same way again.

by goofball2985 March 14, 2025