Cum Vacuum

Where you cum into your belly button and have someone suck it out.

May I have a cum vacuum from you?

by Chaese Baker June 10, 2016

Crack vacuum

Crack vacuum is the definition of being a idiot or stupid

J hope your being a crack vacuum

by Hope_world•w• January 29, 2020

vacuum bitch

A female who is capable of eating incredible amounts of food at once. She does not feel full, and eats everything as fast as possible, so fast ,in fact, that she doesn't even taste the food.

"Oh my god Talia, why did you eat all of Sam's hot cheetos, he wasn't even finished eating??"
"I can't help it, I'm a vacuum bitch."

by starfishtree May 30, 2018

Craic Vacuum

An Irish expression, used to define a person who is not fun to be around. Can be used either to describe a person who is dull or someone who makes everything about them.

Person 1: Good night last night?

Person 2: It was going fine till Gerry turned up, he's a real craic vacuum lately

Person 1: Spent the whole night talking about his divorce?

Person 2: It's almost as if you were there....

by Unseen Academical December 26, 2018

shower the vacuum

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse

sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on”

by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021

Vacuum a kiss

(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.

Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.

Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.

by nolandc September 15, 2019

vacuum the stars

doing a line of coke

I vacuum the stars
So I can work longer
So I can earn more
So I can do vacuum more stars

*google I Do Coke Song*

by ShortBusBall3r May 31, 2018