Stink Missile

An aerodynamically shaped turd, packing the aromatic firepower of WMD.

"tell everyone to seek shelter. I've got to go fire a stink missile."

by Kilo Bravo April 24, 2012

stink card

When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.

Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.

Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards

Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!

by Violet Jennifer Rose August 22, 2014

Stink Sprinkler

Butthole, fart box, turd cutter, anus, asshole, sphincter, bunghole, rectum, chocolate starfish, the back door.

Man, I’d really like to tongue punch her stink sprinkler!

by A-ARon69 September 18, 2020

Stink Trench

A smelly vagina, often projecting the aroma of stale crab paste or the contents of a fly ridden dustbin. A term coined in the 19th century but exemplified by pineapple headed chavs who appear on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Marcus: Where's Shaz tonight?

Gareth: Standing on her head in the shower I hope. I ain't going down on that tart till she's toned down the stink trench.

by Penny Smith April 28, 2011

radius of stink

radial distance (R.O.S.) from a source of something that smells unpleasant (B.O., poorly wiped ass, out of control vaginosis, smelly feet, etc.)

Surfer 1: "Hey dude let me know when the R.O.S. of these sandles gets to your nose, then I'll get rid of them."

Surfer 2: "Dude, I smelled you walked up."

by position_x_force May 31, 2005

stink track

The area in-between the cunt and ring piece

Make sure you clean your stink track before I clap you out because I don't want a shitty taste on my tongue

by C Dore March 4, 2022

stink cable

A skinny, seemingly endlessly long turd.

Man: I just laid a hell of a stink cable in the urinal at TGI Fridays.

Friend: Bro....that's sick.

by Rotten Kiiwii May 23, 2016