Skip to main content

Quote the Stoat

To tell a fib or to make something up.

To paraphrase so outrageously that all likeness to the original comment is lost.

To invent statistics from thin air.
Don't quote the stoat with me. - Said to someone you believe to be telling a lie.

I might be Quoting the stoat here, but 87.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - Said when you are inventing statistics from thin air.
by eviljoy January 13, 2010
mugGet the Quote the Stoat mug.

Quote Bust

A type of pop quiz in which the teacher expects the students to identify quotes from a previous reading assignment.
Jim: I heard that theres a quiz in Mrs. Spritzers class, how was it.
Jake: It was terrible she totally quote busted us.
by Michaelister November 10, 2010
mugGet the Quote Bust mug.

quote can

In the time of 300A.D., Indians would kick a Coca-Cola can around their villages or trailer-parks while shouting ridiculous and sometimes racist quotes with every kick. Spaniards were amazed with this awesome game of laughter that they slaughtered all of the Indians in possesion of it and took all of the Coca-cola cans back to Spain where they claimed to have invented the game themselves! The game never really caught on till April of 2006… Now it is a world Olympic event.
by -Matthew- July 5, 2007
mugGet the quote can mug.

Kasen Quote

Referring to any quote from political pundit Daniel Kasen which uses unfounded claims and no supporting data, yet purported as truth. This term can be used to to challenge any comments that arise in conversation that have no supporting evidence.

Similar to Cobert's Truthiness which describes "truth that comes from the gut, not books"
Kasen once went on air to claim that every team in the AFC plays more sporadic offense on the basis of one Colts game. Classic Kasen Quote.

"Did you know the Kentucky Fried Chicken actually started in Tennessee?"
"That's the stupidest bullshit Kasen Quote I heard this week."
by davey_t December 30, 2007
mugGet the Kasen Quote mug.

super quote

A qoute with at least tree apostrofeys (I did NOT spell that right). Used when your really really mean something.
''''I FUCKING LOVE COLORING!!!!!!!!''''
"Nice super quote, man."
by JmoROCKpants February 4, 2009
mugGet the super quote mug.

signature quote

A signature quote is a quote that can fit on one or two lines, so you can add it as a part of your signature block after your (user) name to the end of an e-mail message, Usenet article, or forum post.
Basically the equivalent of wearing a t-shirt with a slogan or having a bumper sticker attached to your car.
"I just love your signature quote."
"What's-his-name has the coolest signature quote."

"That has to be the coolest signature quote ever!"
"Don't you just hate sappy signature quotes?"
by ninotchka2 August 17, 2014
mugGet the signature quote mug.

quote of meerkats

a quote of meerkats is a group or family of meerkats
a single meerkat is a Sergei, a group is a quote of meerkats
by feemay November 12, 2013
mugGet the quote of meerkats mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email