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launch the octopus 

This is when a child, surrounded by sea-faring men, is thrown into a pool.

The child is then rapidly chased around the vicinity, and then violently violated.

Mustard must be involved at some point.

The winner is then crowned.

All rejoice.

***Also, there are many key stipulations to the execution of a formal 'launch the octopus.' They are as follows: the child must not be an actual child but an inanimate stuffed animal so that this is not a morally-reprehensible activity; 'sea-faring men' included but are not limited to men, women, folks of all genders working in piracy, fishing, surfing, sailing, or internet architecture only; the crown must be a Burger King crown; the water in the pool must be mostly Kool-aid; everyone has a fun time; it is a wild ritual of lust, dust, gust, mustard, and whimsy; no muppets may be involved.
Yo, did you see those seabros 'launch the octopus' yesterday before the Penguins vs. Blumpkins game?!?! Ahhhhhhhhh! It was supa dupa cray, bae!

When the ocean dries up 

"Dude, shut up. I'm trying to listen to my music."
"I'll stop talking when the ocean dries up!"

When the ocean dries up 

An idiom, describing something will happen in a VERY long time, often an activity that one is not inclined to take part of.
"Are you ever gonna try indoor skydiving?"
"When the ocean dries up, man!"

not dressed for the occasion 

This is a phrase I heard in the film "Bridget Jones's baby" meaning… A man who isn't using a condom during sex, preferably with a one-night stand. therefore he's not doing his part taking the necessary precautions one should in a temporary sexual relationship.
I made my girlfriend pregnant, I guess I was "not dressed for the occasion"

astronaut in the ocean 

What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean

I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean 

a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him
"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"

The Octopus 

n., The Octopus is one of many sexual positions, similar in form to both the butterfly and "squashing the deckchair". The receiver lays on her back, with waist at the edge of a bed (ass hanging off). The giver stands next to the bed, with the receiver's legs on his shoulders. While penetrating, the giver may--at his discretion--lean forward to create extra tension. Increased tension causes increased tightness, resulting in a tight deep-dicking.
I got this girl in The Octopus last night.

You ready to feel The Octopus?