Nostalgia Merchant

Rosy Retrospection but for football. Someone who judges a player from the past based on certain moments and not he whole picture.

Kevin de Bruyne is a better player than ZIdane but only nostalgia merchants will disagree

by Flo10 August 8, 2021

word merchant

he carries a satchel of words around. all kinds of words. funny ones, mean ones, lies galore, weird ones too. hes weird i guess, like who carries such a heavy sac of silly words around. no one needs to hear that, unless they are about me, and good...

Paris is a word merchant. sometimes its good. mostly, its not.

by tito p November 30, 2005

surf merchant

A person who fucks people over.

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!

by neil kilby May 5, 2006

tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)

SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!

by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013

2012 merchant

A term used to describe Chelsea FC supporters for their win during the 2012 champions league final.
It is usually used to make fun of or to troll the Chelsea supporters.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this 2012 trophy during arguments with other fans, hence the name “2012 merchant”

You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants now look at us.
Shut up you 2012 merchant, all you know is Drogba’s penalty

by concernedluvr June 2, 2021

Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.

Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.

by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023

Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.

"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"

by dirgistan May 14, 2015