The dust from a scratch-off lottery ticket that gets on your fingers (like Cheeto dust. Usually caused by not having a coin on hand, or being poor and spending your only money on a lottery ticket.
John: “What’s that all over your fingers, man?”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”
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I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.
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The 91 Club is a mobile gaming platform popular in India, offering users the opportunity to play various games and
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The 91 Club is a mobile gaming platform popular in India, offering users the opportunity to play various games and
🎮 Overview of 91 Club Game
91 Club is a mobile application that combines gaming with earning potential, appealing to users seeking to profit while having fun. The platform offers various features like daily bonuses, referral rewards, and leaderboards, catering to diverse preferences.
🎨 Colour Prediction Game
The Colour Prediction game on 91 Club involves betting on the outcome of a randomly generated color. Players can choose from colors like Green, Violet, and Red, each with different probabilities and payouts. For example, betting on Green has a 50% chance of winning with a payout multiplier of x1.92, while betting on a specific number offers a higher risk with a payout multiplier of x9.6.
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Jessica: Hey man, what's wrong?
Tom: *sniffles* well, uhh, Kaitlyn broke up with me today right after I got into the motorcycle accident and my pet sugar glider died from testicular cancer this morning.
Jessica: ohh gee, sorry bud. Well at least your parents' divorce anniversary isn't for another month yet.
Tom: actually it's today..
Jessica: damn, guess you hit the anti lottery.
Tom: *sniffles* well, uhh, Kaitlyn broke up with me today right after I got into the motorcycle accident and my pet sugar glider died from testicular cancer this morning.
Jessica: ohh gee, sorry bud. Well at least your parents' divorce anniversary isn't for another month yet.
Tom: actually it's today..
Jessica: damn, guess you hit the anti lottery.
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Dave: My grandmother has been on the waiting list for a hip replacement for ages, this woman that lives a street away got it in a month, it’s a Postcode Lottery
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