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No hetero to heaven

Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven
Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.
by thebievolution November 13, 2019
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Humble Hetero Day

Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.
Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!
by tandynbell July 17, 2021
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Hetero-Awesome

When trans person dates someone of another gender, it's hetero awesome!

Trans woman + cis man = hetero awesome
Trans woman + trans man = hetero awesome
Cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man + cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man: My husband and went home the hottest NB person ever last night.

Friend: Wow, I didn't know you guys were hetero-awesome!
by WeirdLover May 11, 2025
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hetero

Enemies of lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo.
That dudes who simply live and let live.
lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo: "R u gae?;)"
dude: "mhh..Nope"
lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo: "WAAAT R U HOMOPHIBIAN/HETERO?!?!?!? BASTARD RACIST"
by georgerius January 17, 2022
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Hetero-Awesome

When a trans person dates someone of another gender, that's hetero-awesome!

Trans woman + cis man = hetero awesome
Trans woman + trans man = hetero awesome
Cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man + cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man: My husband and I took home the hottest Non Binary person ever last night!

Friend: Wow, I didn't realize you guys were hetero-awesome!
by WeirdLover May 11, 2025
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