Fungal Giant

A penis so diseased it is green.

He screwed a whore and got a fungal giant

by LeeHLC November 3, 2010

Shit Giant

A man or woman who is both too tall and too heavy to be appealing to the opposite sex.

Examples might include John Goodman or Queen Latifah.

That woman is huge! She has a shit body, she's giant. She's a shit giant.

by Ol' Dannyboy May 22, 2018

Buckby Giant

A giant beast of a penis, usually resembeling a mythic beast of sorts.

James-"I hear that Max has the Buckby Giant down his pants"
Steph-"Yeah, he put big nessy in my lake last night"

by ItsJameRs! December 15, 2008

doom giant

An entity or organization bailed out by the government deemed
"To big to fail"

The futures economic stability lays in the shadows of the footsteps of doom Giants.

by Meat an June 8, 2016

giant shat

A extreme amount of brown out of your anus

I just took a giant shat in Ryan’s toilet

by Itz._.bruh October 15, 2020

Ass giant

An ass of such epic proportions that it clears its own path through the Kuiper belt. Not to be confused with Jupiter, a gas giant with similar characteristics.

John - a keen ASStronomer - had devoted much of his life to the study of Ass giants.

by barryballbags May 31, 2022

Giant Douche

A giant douche is a regular douche, but has certain qualities that take him above and beyond.

"Oh man. Korey Sweet is such a douche."
"No way, man. He's a giant douche."

by Senor Finkelstein March 8, 2008