beef candle

made famous by scott radio 1 large meaty cock with a lot of girth

my god you have a big beef candle

by miss street December 13, 2018

Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.

"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."

by Irina Redd September 8, 2016

candle fucking

Sitting on a candle like a little slut

Klaudia is candle fucking her pussy

by RaekwonMan August 19, 2017

candle bra

The wrong spelling of a candelabra which is a candle holder with multiple arms

I love your candle bra!

You mean candelabra?

by PodrickmyGodrick March 9, 2022

Greasy Candle

Greasy Candle (verb) To insert a lit candle/lighter into a gaped anus, with the intent of getting as deep as possible without the flame going out.

"My boyfriend gave me a greasy candle last night, it still burns when I sit down."

by Savu March 16, 2023

Candle Eater

Hobo-slang sometimes used for the Russians.

Watch out for that candle eater, Vladimir.

by MBBart October 16, 2015

musty candle

Someone who forgets to out on deodorant and ends up in a public setting where they have to use soap, air freshener, or other household objects to cover up their filthy odor.

Guy 1: “I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I’m gonna go in the bathroom to put soap and Febreeze on my pits”

Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”

by walkerk April 17, 2023