Bork

An affectionate name used for your dog when they act a fool.

Bruno stop being such a Bork lord.

She’s going full Bork!

by bluerodeogirl January 03, 2021

bork

bork, a word with endless meanings. it’s is used in place of another word...like bork or bork.

bork off john

by wotrudoingstepbro November 27, 2019

Bork

When a girl gives the snout, and makes the noise blwebleblebwle

Wow, that’s great, she borked you

by Great156 September 09, 2019

Banging Bork

When an individual does intimate things with inanimate objects and leaves a tangy substance behind that looks kinda green. It might be an std, maybe a splash of diarrhea or a booger.

My friend did a banging Bork to my computer chair.. it smells like pure shit and tastes sorta sour.. why does she do this to all of my possessions?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler September 03, 2024

Borked

To be messed up. To not turn out the way it's meant to.

Oh man, I borked this pancake!

by Darianna June 08, 2020

Borked

"fukt", messed up, non functional, broken.

"I changed a setting in the engine and now it's all borked" - Alex

by Aldarith February 08, 2022

borked

When something is broken so badly by mishandling that it needs to be replaced along with the surrounding area, equipment, planet etc. Usually something delicate or basic, and usually involving trying to cover up the mistake by setting it on fire.

Jimmy was in charge of tunes on the road trip. He wanted to play a CD but the car only had a cassette deck. So he shoved the CD into the cassette slot, wedged it in with a cold chisel, hit it with a hammer, crashed the car, poured gasoline on it, set it on fire, stole a tank to put out the fire, used a backhoe to bury it and drove the backhoe off of a cliff.

Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!

by NEMouse July 13, 2024