A speech virus is an insidious word or phrase that sneaks into your speech making you sound like a dunce to other people.
There are MANY speech viruses. Here are a few examples: you know, uh, man, dude, like, and many more.
by hhopper December 9, 2008

The T-Virus is a mutagenic toxin, altering the host's chromosome structure on a cellular level. More than likely, it will kill its host, then reanimate its corpse. It is an inter-species infective, capable of amplifying in plants, mammals, birds, reptiles, whatever. In some cases, it promotes incredible growth; in all of them, violent behavior. The virus also infects brain chemistry, at least in humans-inducing something like a schizophrenic psychosis. And it also inhibits pain. Victims of this virus barely react to physical abuse, and although the infected decay physically, they barely seem to feel it.
The best way to become infected with the T-Virus is to be bitten by an infected host, who will become bloodthirsty and will more than likely attack you of you are nearby. Avoid contact with a host at all cost, whether it be a friend or family member
The best way to become infected with the T-Virus is to be bitten by an infected host, who will become bloodthirsty and will more than likely attack you of you are nearby. Avoid contact with a host at all cost, whether it be a friend or family member
The T-Virus, created by the Umbrella Corporation, was released into the town of Raccoon City, causing an outbreak of deadly proportion, altreing the inhabitants' structures and turning them into bloodthirsty zombies, or worse...
by Gavin Annette August 28, 2005

The end of all anti-vaxxers
Anti vaxxer mom "my son has all the symptoms of corona virus but at least he didn't get any mental disabilities from that flu shot" anyone and everyone "fuck.......you"
by Yeetus_deleteus March 30, 2020

The name for an illness you feel deserves more sympathy than it gets. Often no more serious than an common cold.
by timothythetim May 18, 2006

by Bobbbbbbbbbbb January 8, 2008

An infectious virus that targets Youtube videos.
The virus is spread through humans posting comments.
Symptoms include the mention of Justin Bieber on a video that has nothing to do with him, and the decline of comments about the video itself.
The virus is spread through humans posting comments.
Symptoms include the mention of Justin Bieber on a video that has nothing to do with him, and the decline of comments about the video itself.
Lee: Holy crap the police have been infected with the Bieber Virus!
Alex: What? Oh no!
Lee: This is sick.
Alex: What? Oh no!
Lee: This is sick.
by BVirus October 25, 2010

A phenomenon where a certain cursed image of Miley Cyrus is AirDropped to multiple people, further spreading the disease. (ih0.redbubble.net/image.667611199.0257/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u3.jpg).
Person A: Omigod, did you see that photo Ms. Tiller AirDropped everybody?
Person B: Yeah, it's the Cyrus Virus.
Person B: Yeah, it's the Cyrus Virus.
by masonwonder13 October 9, 2019
