Social Stroke

A person's sudden tendency to purposely and deliberately do something awkward, cringy, or weird (but not harmful) in front of other people (usually strangers or people they don't know well), with the intent of being amused or entertained by their followed reactions.

John: *Gives a thumbs up to a random stranger he knows he had never seen before, then chuckles at their weirded-face reaction*
Jake (John's friend): "Again with your Social Strokes dude! If you don't care about your social image I do jeez! Just stop it!"
John: "Ahahahahahah! Sorry dude I just had to see his reaction I don't know what happened to me XD"
Jake: "It's called a Social Stroke... You always have them... And always when I'M WITH YOU!"

by MAJE_4 July 11, 2021

stroke station

Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.

Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!

by Spacini December 16, 2012

Stroking the Salami

When guys masterbate.

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.

by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 9, 2003

Choke and Stroke

The act of (hopefully)non fatal strangulation while masturbating.

Did you hear? They say, Michael Hutchence of INXS, died while doing the Choke and Stroke.

by Roninsfx January 13, 2009

Courtesy strokes

The final important jerks at the end of a male orgasm

"Hey Dan....I had some great courtesy strokes off your mum last night!"

by Jamie coop Conway February 23, 2009

worship strokes

Usually takes place during a game of Tease and Denial when a man strokes his erect penis in front of a woman with whom he is playing the game with. This is meant to show respect and worship towards the woman playing the dominant role of the game. The man is generally not allowed to ejaculate during this time.

While on his knees naked, he will show his submissiveness by giving his mistress worship strokes.

by JD911911 July 7, 2008

Stroke Book

Another term for pornographic magazines.

Origin: Chasing Amy

Playboy is a good stroke book.

by Dubya September 22, 2004