Robert

Is a huge bitch can bot a get a girl and sucks dick alot

Holy shit Robert is a huge dick

by Yfxd October 20, 2018

Robert

Robert has no look with girls and the only one he does get he will keep for eternity. He makes no jokes at all but he has the biggest shlong. He doesnt really understand how humans should communicate and therefore only has few really close mates which is perfectly acceptable. Not whipped by anyone and is sometimes very stubborn. Overall a generally nice guy

The way you are acting today is like a Robert.

by chickenlover1002 November 8, 2018

Robert

Ugly and stupid boi who's never going to Oxford.

He tends to buy milk and dildos a lot. Also he smells.

I feel like a Robert today

by Mr. Jarvis November 10, 2017

Robert

A self-interested arsehole who is materialistic and has enough self loathing to fill a ocean. He is selfish, money orientated and counts his pennies worse than scrooge. His family and friends are forgotten and his only thought is for his girlfriend who is from a wealthy family. He thinks he is better than everyone else and lets everyone know how great he has it whenever he can, boasting about his new car, 'swanky' lifestyle and hitting the clubs in London because that's what cool people like Robert do. Roberts will do nothing for anyone unless they are able to gain from it, they are greedy human beings and go out of their way to insult others and bring them down to their own level of self-loathing.

That kids a selfish SOB, oh it must be a Robert

by Periodicals May 14, 2016

Robert

A vaginal disease

Hey do you know Robert?
Yeah, don’t mess with him unless you want to live a short and miserable life.

by Big Dick Big Money :( June 9, 2018

Robert

Robert is usually good at everything. He’ll beat you in games and make you wanna slap him in the face. Everyone knows a Robert.

“That Robert beat me again. I’m gonna slap him.”

by Fornite4lyfe February 10, 2019

Robert

A sexy beast who lives in the jungle that smart and intelligent but only listen to TikTok complication and get hella dubs in apex legends and only listen to sicko mode or no bamba

Oh look Robert is online like get this Dub in Apex.
Join party
Robert: Hola

Robert: Do you wanna hear sicko mode or mo bamba guys?
Robert: I see your shadows in my room !!!!

by TRAPLORDD February 21, 2019