The Meeseeks Paradox

A very recent form of paradox based on the character from Rick and Morty named Mr. Meeseeks
It uses the theme of the episode to describe a situation in which someone is summoned for a task who then summons another of their kind to help with that task only for the other to summon yet another, ultimately resulting in a slue of unnecessary copies all trying to eliminate one problem. this came from the plot of the episode being that Jerry was having trouble trying to golf and the Mr Meeseeks that was summoned to help tried getting another Meeseeks to help him, which then resulted in another Meeseeks being summoned to help that Meeseeks help the other Meeseeks help Jerry, and so on and so forth.
Chris: You know bullyhunters right?
June: Yeah, why?
Chris: Well what if a bullyhunter kills the bully, but calls another bullyhunter to kill the bullyhunter, and then that bullyhunter feels bullied, so they summon another one
June: Jesus, Chris, stop with The Meeseeks Paradox
by That Scooter kid you hate July 25, 2020
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Fung Paradox

The Fung paradox stipulates that after coitus with a female, one must choose between recycling said female, or go on to the next potential sexual partner.
"Man, I don't know if I want to start seeing this female seriously"
"Have you heard about the Fung paradox? You need to choose between recycling or mingling"
by sexbomb174 October 15, 2017
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Retard Paradox

Two retards in a continuous loop of retarded moments.

(Studied at the University of Princeton)
Retard Paradox Example:
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeeeee!
by Wyates5 April 28, 2019
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Samantha Paradox

The thought of oneself being less attractive then one truly is.
Jamal: Dude, why does she have such low self-esteem? She's a dime!

Griffin: Dude, the Samantha Paradox.
by Brbgonnagosmoke June 02, 2012
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Homophobic Paradox

When the most homophobic person you know also is the most homosexual. Often say 'No Homo' after small homosexual actions to random people, as if to justify what they just did was not inappropriate.
Person 1: *slaps Person 2's butt*
Person 1: No Homo
Person 2: That was pretty homo you weirdo
Person 1: You are such a gay ****
Person 3: Don't worry about him, person 1 must be having a homophobic paradox
by Broski909 July 13, 2020
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Digiorno Paradox

If you get a box of DiGiorno for delivery, is it delivery or DiGiorno.
Hey guys have you heard of the DiGiorno paradox.
by Your_boy_54 May 05, 2018
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Schumer Paradox

A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.
P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox
by Wodentheallfather April 10, 2022
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