A little penis.
by roflcopter1 December 22, 2008
Get the Mushroom Buttonmug. When a female grabs the shaft of an erect penis, then using her other hand makes a fist and a hammer motion, smashing the head of the penis.
So jake pissed a girl off again last night, and during what he believed was his victory blowjob for winning the argument he was brought to the fetal position with a brutal mushroom hammer.
by Francis the fantastic May 20, 2014
Get the Mushroom hammermug. You use the phrase, "shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms)" where you might otherwise use the word, "shit"; such as if there are young children around or if you're on forums (or, "fora" if you want to be a dick about it) where the words shit and shittake are forbidden or censored (yes, a forum that I'm on censors the word shittake!!!).
{in a room where a toddler is present}: Gosh I don't want to go; I feel like shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) this morning.
by Telephony October 22, 2019
Get the shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms)mug. A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.
by TubesteakNyourI May 16, 2003
Get the mushroom bruisemug. A bruise, in the shape of a mushroom, obtained by being slapped with a large penis or penis-like object.
"Dude, I can't believe you goin' out with the new girl from accounting!"
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
by Dharma Midget September 7, 2016
Get the mushroom-bruisemug. When a girl wants your penis. "Mushroom" is the head of the penis.
Usually said by a friend, can be said about your self.
Usually said by a friend, can be said about your self.
Example #1-Friend
Jim- Dude, shirlena is totally on your mushroom right now.
John- Man I know, its kinda scary.
Example #2-Your self
John- Shirlena was trying to get on my mushroom last night.
Jim- Did you let her get on your mushroom?
John-Yeaaa boy!
Jim- Dude, shirlena is totally on your mushroom right now.
John- Man I know, its kinda scary.
Example #2-Your self
John- Shirlena was trying to get on my mushroom last night.
Jim- Did you let her get on your mushroom?
John-Yeaaa boy!
by Evilbert October 22, 2009
Get the On your Mushroommug. “I lay there," she wrote, "annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a mushroom dick like the character in Mario Kart." -Stormy Daniels
by real610phillyhoe September 18, 2018
Get the mushroom dickmug.