Cock Lasagna

A situation that sucks as bad as having to ingest a large amount of Lasagna with cock (penis) as the primary filler meat.

That mother fucker Ted didn't pay his bills again. Shit, guess I am going to have to eat cock lasagna again.

by jamesmay21 March 1, 2011

Bitch Lasagna

1. A very unspicy mild lasagna that sometimes tastes like mush

2. An insult directed towards artist of any media. The insult means that the artist’s work is bland, uninteresting, dull, uncreative, and just made for money.

Felix said that T-series is a bitch lasagna!

by RedMoth27 May 29, 2019

Dirty lasagna

Is used when you do the nasty with two girls on their periods

David:Hey did u have fun?
-:Yeah,last night was a dirty lasagna○~○

by Bigbosssalamandra September 5, 2021

butch lasagna

When man not do send of plantegg photo, or ask if beech would be sending bewbs. Or man not pay cam fee.

Man-“I would like to take you out for nice dinner and respect you!”
Me - “I send nudes?”
Man -“ I respect your body, please talk to me more about your feelings.”
Me-“Butch lasagna beeeech”

by 100yearstoolatebeech December 3, 2018

crusty lasagna

The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later

Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight

by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021

Bitch Lasagna

This term is often used by an Indian who is confused about his sexual desires. He watched to many of Katy Perry's "Bon Appétit" video. Now he's asking women all over the internet to send him lasagna nudes.

"Send me some lasagna nudes"
She's not answering...

"BiTcH LaSaGnA"

by I hate T Series November 19, 2018

Mexican lasagna

Eating out a woman with a yeast infection

I had Mexican Lasagna last night. Tasted bad. Had to chase it with some Vagisil.

by K1NGJUNK May 23, 2022