Jesus

Somebody who does the t-pose on a giant cross and supports T-series.

Hey see that indian guy over there? He is a Jesus.

by julianlake March 5, 2020

Jesus

Ewan McGregor

Jesus used the highground to defeat the Antichrist.

by Noobmaster6969420 August 26, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is a nice asian boy. he is very smart, obviously, and likes black people. he was good looking, and now even more, he likes fashion and dresses like Joetaro

you are so "jesus"

signifying a change in life and humanity

by wastedphotos January 23, 2020

Jesus

A super hot guy who I love is otherwise known a emmett

Greg: who are you going out with tonight

Nellie: Jesus

by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019

Jesus

A kindle fire charger with ears and a tail that sings for you

"Do you own a Jesus?"

by theonlygrlwhoowndatwrld2872 November 13, 2020

Jesus

The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.

But... they forgot one thing...

His boots had Curse of Vanishing.

Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.

by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020

Jesus

EpicGamerPepper

That nigga is jesus fam

by EpicGamerPepper November 14, 2019