internet

an evil void filled with porn and advertisements where fat old rednecks can look at boobs for ten hours and destroy theyre only chance to get into heaven.

The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is "Internet".

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

internet

A complete failure.

People who make blogs ruined the internet.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

internet

An incredibly powerful source of porn and advertisements to find your old classmates.

He's downloading porn from the INTERNET.

My INTERNET is slow! I need faster porn!

by Glorioso July 6, 2004

internet

refer to pornography

apparently there is pornographic material on the internet, shocking i know.

by Sponge August 10, 2004

internet

It's a series of tubes.

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

Internet

The greatest source of PORN :) ever! unless you have like AOL or NetZero or something like that, that takes 2 hours just for a game to finish loading... then you hate to even think about getting on the net.

Woa look at that hot chick!!! Ima watch this video!!

(30 minutes later)

Gosh Dammit only 1 min. has loaded! you have got to be kidding me!! UGH this stupid slow Internet!!!

by Poker Face Face May 29, 2009

internetizing

1. The process of reading and or subscribing to RSS feeds.

2. Using the website Stumbleupon for long periods of time.

Girl 1: What are you doing?

Boy 1: Internetizing. It's the new trend. Check out this awesome RSS feed!

Girl 1: Uhm...?

Boy 1: Look it up in Urban Dictionary

by X22 February 1, 2009