A walking contradiction with a Ram truck, a golf obsession, and the spelling skills of a broken Etch A Sketch. Bryson proudly drives a Ram over a Ford—not for performance, but because he’s a few brain cells short of a group project.
Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”
Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”
Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
“Bryson just triple-bogeyed, cracked a beer at 9 AM, and laughed for five minutes at a street sign that said ‘Dickerson.’ I’m worried… but also not surprised.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
Get the Brysonmug. Has no Dad
by Bryson Quimbo March 9, 2022
Get the Brysonmug. Just a typical uneducated grease monkey that the Army found laying around. Bryson normally sticks his Jimmy and anything that walks just to get a quick nut and an iced coffee.
by Darth_Vader1994 November 3, 2023
Get the Brysonmug. An absolute stud, I can faintly remember the time he rammed his huge dingle dong deep into my rectum
by Yungmoneydaddy December 8, 2022
Get the Brysonmug. 
Someone that lies their way to the top, but has absolutely no clue how to do their job.
Someone that throws their authority around, to cover up the fact that they know nothing.
Some that belittle others, to hide their own incompetence.
Someone that throws their authority around, to cover up the fact that they know nothing.
Some that belittle others, to hide their own incompetence.
Our new supervisor is such a Bryson, it does not matter what you ask him, his only reply is, shouldn't you know that, isn't that what we are paying you for. Now get back to work before I replace you.
by NoFilerAtAll December 11, 2022
Get the Brysonmug. by Cheezborgerboi69 February 11, 2023
Get the bryson winklermug.