When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.
Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.
by RhysMac March 11, 2012
Get the Bollock Slapmug. When one's bollocks are busted in a painful fashion. Can also describe an idiot, a nonce or your general Kool Kid
by Sissoko July 27, 2019
Get the Bollock Bustermug. A testicle (Bollock) that becomes attached to the inner-thigh, often due to hygiene mismanagement, that condemns a man to discomfort and entanglement until shower time.
by Spoon-El of Krypton September 5, 2016
Get the Swamp Bollockmug. A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.
She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.
by lodakabal September 17, 2022
Get the almighty bollockingmug. When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.
by smith.spark March 9, 2019
Get the Egg Bollockmug. A sensation of tingling in the testes which persists after the cessation of the stimulus. Originally attributed to the pilots of hovercraft; sometimes used by skateboarders after skating for a prolonged period on an unusually rough surface.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.
by K Collins January 30, 2008
Get the Fizzy Bollocksmug. by TrickyDicky1974 July 28, 2011
Get the Chest Bollocksmug.