Refers to the 1972 incident in which a school administrator in suburban NY was caught clandestinely operating a sex cult in the basement of the middle school with teachers he was dosing with LSD.
We only have to take this yearly harassment in the workplace seminar because of the Goldmeer Incident.
by KevinHarkins July 21, 2024
by Longislandera October 31, 2023
On May 24, 2012, a group of 3 teenagers went to the San Diego Zoo at 3:13 pm. The 3 young boys went to see the monkey exhibit and dared each other to do something extravagant than neither of them would do. 2 of the boys names Marcus and Dillan threw bits of hot dog bread at the monkeys, encouraging harassment of the apes. the final teenager named Carter, bought laxatives from the CVS Pharmacy before entering the Zoo for his mother. Carter thought it was a good idea to throw the laxatives at the monkeys because it would out-do Dillan and Marcus's idea. The monkey consuming the Laxatives in about 20 minutes had major diarrhea and the Zookeepers had to inform everybody to leave the exhibit. Before the residents could leave, the war began. The apes threw their fecal matter at the residents and brought chocolate rain amongst the people. The Zookeepers soon found out who caused this and banned the 3 boys involved in the mess. The reason most don't know about this is because it wasn't as important as say, somebody jumping into an exhibit, so it's all swept under the rug.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)
Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)
Guy: Hey bro, somebody just talked about The Great Monkey Incident on TikTok!
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........
by Yung motha'fuckin Jimminy Neut September 19, 2021
The Sinkgate Incident of 2023 unfolded on a chilly December 2nd evening in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, creating controversy in the city's social scene. At a lively party on redacted Street, attended by a diverse mix of people, Suspect 1 was initially just one of the revelers. However, as the night progressed, the bathroom sink was unexpectedly shattered, and suspicions fell on Suspect 1, escalating when sensational allegations of a related sexual encounter emerged.
"Sinkgate" dominated conversations in Philadelphia, sparking debates on party etiquette, responsibility, and property respect. It gained attention on social media and in local news.
Investigators grappled with the truth behind the broken sink and the allegations, raising questions about personal responsibility in the context of a party. Legal proceedings followed, including debates on the relevance of sexual allegations in Suspect 1's trial.
In the end, "Sinkgate" was a reminder that actions have consequences, even in moments of celebration. It prompted discussions about individual rights and responsibilities during communal gatherings, leaving a lasting impact on Philadelphia's collective consciousness.
"Sinkgate" dominated conversations in Philadelphia, sparking debates on party etiquette, responsibility, and property respect. It gained attention on social media and in local news.
Investigators grappled with the truth behind the broken sink and the allegations, raising questions about personal responsibility in the context of a party. Legal proceedings followed, including debates on the relevance of sexual allegations in Suspect 1's trial.
In the end, "Sinkgate" was a reminder that actions have consequences, even in moments of celebration. It prompted discussions about individual rights and responsibilities during communal gatherings, leaving a lasting impact on Philadelphia's collective consciousness.
by sinkgate919 December 16, 2023
so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.
Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"
by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023
The cum bucket room for mexicans and asians get fucked in the ass all anal positions while watching my little pony and having their penis closed off for ones who’s are too small to be top and to get bottom fucked.
Half Credit: WWW.COMPASS
Half Credit: WWW.COMPASS
Uncle Edward was in a Ballon Peeball Incident.
by Fishnuggets66 June 02, 2023
The incident of 538,000 Adults (now present-day Guam.) all fell on the floor and spoke Swahili. This resulted in Bibs being released from their Cages, which had disastrous effects on local trout populations. Thankfully Dr. Doug. Dougson was there to cage the bibs so this will never happen again.
Person: So Doug, can you inform us on the Bib Cage Incident of 723 Fuck?
Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba
Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba
by Dr. Doug Dougson December 19, 2023