My butt went numb

That was so cool or sweet.

Wow, LOTR: The Return of the King made my butt go numb, it was so good.

by Ashly December 22, 2003

numb like an African child

Expression used when your body has become so numb from the cold or drugs that you wouldn't feel bugs crawling all over you if they were.

Woman: It's cold.
Man: Well, I'd be a gentleman and give you my jacket but I'm numb like an African child.

by Christopher612 December 27, 2008

numb bra

i have no clue i think its a girl thing

Hey i heard susie had a numb bra!
poor girlie…

by Benj0-defines June 02, 2022

Numb Luck

When you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you'd be lucky if you went numb.

Ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. The yeti then bashed Ryan's skull in the door 8 times, causing Ryan to spit up blood and 4 teeth. Ryan couldn't feel anything from the neck down after the yeti had broken his spine.
"Haha, I guess you could say this was Numb Luck! Ha!" Mumbled Ryan.

by The Darkone November 13, 2016

numb minding

Act of watching/doing something that is particularly easy and requires very little brain power. ie: social media

Numb minding :Social media (watching videos memes)

by Grimydefwords February 23, 2017

Numb Nuts

A game of you and another player competing to bruise, damage, or hurt the other players genitals. The game begins when one player makes fun of your millimeter peter and you declare war on the future of your children. The winner is declared by whoever lasts the longest or when the opposing player surrenders. The rules are simple: no girls allowed, period. This game is much more intense (and fun) when played in a pool or a place with water.

"Hey bro your peter is TINY!"
*gets triggered*
"WANNA PLAY NUMB NUTS THEN?"
"LETS GO BRO!"

by PTX2 October 24, 2019

numb witted

A person whom is of lesser inteligence. Usually used along the words Fool or Plebian

Me (an intellectual): All you plebians are so numb witted.

by TheRealSupremeGentleman February 15, 2018