Tetris

That one game that either you are fucking amazing at, or you have absolutely no fucking idea how to play. Consists of a bunch of blocks that you put in a straight line without a hole somewhere to get a match. One of the blocks looks like a fucking dick.

Hey Justin, wanna play Tetris?
Sorry, Brandon, I have no idea how to play Tetris.

by Mr.Bear21 January 21, 2020

hippie tetris

The act of trying to fit as many hippies, their dogs, their gear and their girlfriends in a smaller or already packed vehicle.

We're gonna have to hippie tetris ourselves in here, or none of us will fit in this car!

by DUNTDADUH February 6, 2017

tetris

a seemingly satisfying game until you play it for a total of 2 years without realizing

"you wanna play tetris bro"

"are you kidding me? play that and you'll never get out"

by impasta is sus September 10, 2021

Trolley Tetris

When one or more people try to fit all their shopping from the till into their shopping trolley so they fit tidily and flat. This can sometimes occur as a competition for a better corner etc.

Man:"I always hate going shopping with my family man; I always end up playing trolley tetris with my brother."

by Harper1443 January 17, 2011

San Francisco Tetris

The San Francisco Tetris is the act of having as much guys as possible sitting on each other’s penises and trying to see how they can get before falling over

Me and the boys are gonna attempt the San Francisco Tetris this week

by Papa Jayjay May 20, 2021

fudge tetris

The act of having spontaneous anal sex and poking a turd on entry.

My girlfriend randomly wanted anal in the park today, had to play fudge Tetris to get all the way in there.

by Anfkiller March 5, 2024

tetris block

A female that is rather ugly in the face, typically used to describe someones head.

You know staffanie "yeh" her head looks like a Tetris block

by Killarkeem July 29, 2017