Susan choked on Steve's balls last night. Pour things had both balls in her throat. Detective said it was the worst case of "testicular manslaughter" he ever seen
by Real-life-definitions November 14, 2025
Get the Testicular Manslaughtermug. by Kevin Barney June 2, 2020
Get the Testicular Poopmug. When your testicle is red and puffy and you have a lack of semen. Some Side effects are: Testicular cancer, small penisites (does not spread), and Extreme pain in your balls.
by Proud Feetus Carrier February 19, 2023
Get the Testicular Syndrome Disordermug. Having "a pair"
"Wow, Jim's going to ask Carol Anne to the school dance"
"Really? .....that's some testicular integrity"
"Really? .....that's some testicular integrity"
by Honeybadger1975 November 5, 2017
Get the Testicular Integritymug. What you say after watching someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.
by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular homicidemug. A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"
Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!
Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!
Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!
by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025
Get the Tentacle Testicular Torsionmug. by Nekminnit4 June 17, 2016
Get the testicular injurymug.