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Teste

To damage very badly.
I teste(nted) meself
by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022
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Tested Positive

Having a big dick
Marty tested positive... for having a big dick
by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022
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Size Tester

A size tester is a guy or girl who is used is used to show the different sizes of dildos.
Friend: “you're the equivalent of a cheap hooker
You: “That's too bad because you're most definitely a Size Tester
by User173842066669 January 1, 2023
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Personality Tests

Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...
Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."

Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
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tetherball testis

A guy with testicals that hang very low.
You see that crackhead with no pants on? He got tetherball testis.
by zombieskull August 19, 2023
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Tested Positive

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.
Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.
by DaExplosion August 28, 2023
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Tester

A person with a massive forehead which is just empty inside; whomst cosplays as a 17th Century average Salem gally.
Can be used when saying, “You mother fucker Callum, A Tester is what you are

Or rather

Kim Jong Un is a massive Tester!
by BOMBACLAT69 January 20, 2024
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