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Technicality invite

1. Wanting to invite a friend to an event and having to invite his/her boyfriend/girlfriend aswel, even if you don't want the significant other there.

2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".
1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"

2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"

"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."
by Ansel Adams March 7, 2013
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Technical

Artificial, fabricated, made up, fake. Exact translation from urban Greek with English ending.
"you can't handle a man of my superior strength, I've been rocking for years" - " I didn't have you for technical"
by El. D March 9, 2021
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Don Bosco Technical Collage

One of the worst and best schools in the whole of the Philippines
Alhambra: Don Bosco Technical Collage fucking sucks
Lorenzo: No dumbass
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Technical Drip

Somebody who goes out of their way to correct or point out errors in every detail from spelling, grammar or language error.
Ross corrected his teacher for a small mistake she made. What a technical drip!
by David Dunnington January 19, 2009
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Technical Blackout

You are doing your normal thing, going to work or school, but all of a sudden you pass out but your brain is still working, all you see is black, you have 10 seconds until you wake up again, but in the black vision there is a 50% chance you die from passing out to passing away, the other 50% chance you survive and you wake up. There is a 1% chance to have a technical blackout, would you survive the nothingness of dark? Or be unlucky and die from passing out.
I’m watching TV but now I see darkness, I think I’m having Technical Blackout
by Director Mylob44 August 6, 2023
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Technicals

Someone who is the king of the Peanut Butter Complexion, exposes hypocrites, and the best content cop ever to exist.
Technicals is a fucking chad.
by MizunoAutumns July 3, 2021
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If your smart go here
Wow nature coast technical high school looks smart

Tom "Aye timmy whats your grades"

Timmy "all A's as usual wbu"

Tom "umm dont worry bout that"
by Sniper_boy6969 September 8, 2021
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