Technical Blackout

You are doing your normal thing, going to work or school, but all of a sudden you pass out but your brain is still working, all you see is black, you have 10 seconds until you wake up again, but in the black vision there is a 50% chance you die from passing out to passing away, the other 50% chance you survive and you wake up. There is a 1% chance to have a technical blackout, would you survive the nothingness of dark? Or be unlucky and die from passing out.

I’m watching TV but now I see darkness, I think I’m having Technical Blackout

by Director Mylob44 August 6, 2023

Technicals

Someone who is the king of the Peanut Butter Complexion, exposes hypocrites, and the best content cop ever to exist.

Technicals is a fucking chad.

by MizunoAutumns July 3, 2021

Nature coast technical high school

If your smart go here

Wow nature coast technical high school looks smart

Tom "Aye timmy whats your grades"

Timmy "all A's as usual wbu"

Tom "umm dont worry bout that"

by Sniper_boy6969 September 8, 2021

Technical Mutton

debatably attractive older people

Man 1: "Oooh, thats some nice technical mutton"

Man 2: "It's a little technical for me mate"

by nomam August 9, 2007

technical advisor

Someone who doesn’t have the skill set or the power to change But Acts like they know everything

Just do your dam job as a technical advisor and make me look good

by Krackle box October 14, 2020

Technical Deep Fry

When you have lost or misplaced an object and you believe it to currently be in the possession of a sand burgular or middle-eastern person.

1. Today I was playing wiffle ball with my friends. I hit what I believed to be a towering home run into my neighbors yard, however it was later ruled to be a technical deep fry because the ball was out of play, but was not hit a sufficient distance.

2. I was playing basketball with my friends when the ball rolled into my neighbors yard and into their bushes. We couldn't find it, so we decided it was technically deep fried.

by BiPolahBeah October 14, 2011

Technical Laryngitis

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010