tan asian

A blatently pale asian female who visits the local tanning salon 3 times a week; Or a Philippino.

"Have you met my friend lucy?"
"The girl from mexico?"
"No, she's from Hong Kong."
"Really? she's one hell of a tan asian"

by Wolfman1981 January 5, 2008

tan tran

"Tân Tràn" is Vietnamese slang for an asian gangster or general cool guy; although if it were spelt with different marks and therefore pronounced differently, I guess it could also be the name of some cool asian guy.

Danh: Man, look at those asshole tan tran over there flirting with my ex!
Frankie: Yeah I know, what a douchebag.
Tan Tran, overhearing: Pshhaw, don't be jealous mang.

Hot Girl: OMG, that tan tran is so hot! I wanna bake muffins on him!
Her Clique: *affectionate sigh*

by Walllattoottootot February 7, 2008

tan francisco

Someone from the West Coast with a really good tan.

"Whoa! Did you see that guy? He was tan francisco!"

by huuuuuuh May 7, 2010

tan amber

An exceptionally young tan woman with freckles. An a divine ass. She is hot beyond this world an a fantastic lover.

Check out the bod, must be a tan Amber

by ho wrecker June 10, 2016

Tan Man

1. Concept of the ultimate product of miscegenation or race-mixing, the point when multi-ethnic oreo becomes mono-ethnic mongrel race, may more broadly be applied to the idea of a dystopian future where the "melting pot" has totally "melted" and every human being is ethnically identical, and individual cultures have disappeared in favor of a super politically-correct/tolerance-obsessed global one.

1. Dude, do you see that pregnant Filipino lady holding hands with Lenny Kravitz? Yeah hopefully she miscarries and they won't release the Tan Man upon the world! 2. I saw Barack Obama on TV and he is the closest thing I have ever seen to the Tan Man. 3. Black people, defend yourselves from the advances of the Tan Man! 4. White people, defend yourselves from the advances of the Tan Man! 5. Arabs, defend yourselves from...you get the idea.

by S. J. W. H. February 1, 2007

Tan Aksoy

Known on the streets at "Doctor Peaches". Currently dating Ally Knowles. Name is pronounced "ton". Like Tom with an N. Dated a fat ass creep. Very important on the streets of Chicago. A well known character in your neighborhood.

Do you know Tan Aksoy? He's really hot.

by AxK August 11, 2009

tan hampton

Referring to the color of a guys wang after a long anal outing.

That guy likes to give a tan hampton.

by kiefchrj December 11, 2007